something about triangles.

i'm helen. i'm ginger. i follow back.

clearlypositive:

do you ever think about who might have held that dollar in your pocket before you? it could have been a stripper or obama or your soulmate like wow who knows

(via inconstent)

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via inconstent)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via bee-ridget)

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via dividinq)

  • me: *goes to Jamaica*
  • Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
  • me: baliegdeh